• Crimplene Crusaders survey the scene at Glastonbury Festival
Crimplene Crusaders

About Crimplene Crusaders

These octogenarian upholders of moral values are out and about with one thing on their minds: to keep standards high. Our twin-set clad campaigners will keep a firm eye out for any slouching, flirting, or hand-holding, making sure that good old fashioned values are championed. And on very special occasions, they may be persuaded to let their hair down and demonstrate some unrivalled disco moves to their favourite modern music. With The Crimplene Crusaders around, who needs superheroes?

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They were absolutely fantastic!  The day went so well and they really added to atmosphere – they definitely caused a stir!

Promoter, Southwold Arts Festival

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 Engaging, and, very, very funny.