These octogenarian upholders of moral values are out and about with one thing on their minds: to keep standards high. Our twin-set clad campaigners will keep a firm eye out for any slouching, flirting, or hand-holding, making sure that good old fashioned values are championed. And on very special occasions, they may be persuaded to let their hair down and demonstrate some unrivalled disco moves to their favourite modern music. With The Crimplene Crusaders around, who needs superheroes?

If you’re organising an event, wedding or celebration of any kind, the Crimplene Crusaders are available to make sure it’s thoroughly unforgettable. Get in touch and we’ll do the rest…if we can keep them off the Babycham.